Why TRUMPCOIN?
After Elon shadowbanned one too many MAGA memes, Trump had enough. He rage-quit X, sold his Tesla for scrap, and launched TRUMPCOIN. Now it’s the most powerful coin in the meme universe. Maybe ever. Probably.
The X-it War: Headlines
TRUMP DESTROYS TESLA LIVE ON TV – MELTS IT INTO COIN
“NO MORE X” – TRUMP DELETES ACCOUNT AND LAUNCHES MEME WAR
ELON CALLS TRUMPCOIN “UNSTABLE” – COIN SURGES 1000%
TRUMP SAYS: “MY MEMES NEVER CRASH LIKE HIS ROCKETS”
TRUMPCOIN DECLARED OFFICIAL CURRENCY OF MEMESTATES OF AMERICA
SPACEX SATELLITE BLOCKED TRUTH SOCIAL – CONGRESS OPENS MEME HEARING
TESLA STOCK DIPS AS TRUMP OFFERS FREE HAIRCUT NFTs
TRUMP BUILDS A MEME WALL, AND ELON ISN’T GOING TO PAY FOR IT
The Key Players
Trump, The Meme Commander
Elon & A Sad Doge
Tesla Gets Scrapped
The Meme Miners
The X-it Declaration
I hereby declare that I will never post on X again. No more censorship. No more Elon’s weird memes. From now on, all my coins, memes, and power — right here. TRUMPCOIN is the future. Probably the best coin ever created.